Ahoy! Avast! Merriment abounds me hearties! Ferget yer land lubber ways fer a day & colour yer words the Pirate's way! This Saturday (Sept. 19th) is "International Talk Like a Pirate Day"!
'Tis a fine day ta be conversin' in Pirate-speak! Impress yer friends, confuse yer neighbors! Show the addlepated lubbers wot don't know about it, how t' project a proper pirate persona by prattlin' in Piratical prose! An' if they don't be takin' kindly ta yer enthusiasm, threaten to put 'em ta bed w'th' captain's daughter!
Here's a link on "How to Talk Like a Pirate!", ye scurvy bilge rats!
"...And if a warm following wind should ever bluster unexpectedly abaft yer breeches, may ye convincingly maintain a demeanour of angelic blamelessness!"
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
8:40 p.m. - 2015-09-19
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